*SOLD* Shiatsu Back Massage Chair......$50.00

At first glance you may think I'm trying to sell a worthless excuse for a chair. But on further inspection you will discover that this fancy device actually massages your back. It has a variety of settings and ways it accomplishes this task.

Here is a link to the model on Amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/Homedics-SBM-300-Therapist-Shiatsu-Massaging/dp/B000AQE7K8

If you do buy this item for yourself, it will feel very strange to do so because this is the classic *gift* item. You know, when you want to buy something for the person who already has everything? It's right up there with the Billy Bass Fish. Who knows, you may be the first person on the planet who will actually buy one of these things for themselves.